Fake and funny quotes

And she’s buying a stairway to paradise.

John Lennon of The Rolling Stones

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What? Bieber hair? We invented Bieber hair, it is called BEATLE hair.

Paul McCartney, about the Beatles haircut

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I use my mustache for my leftovers.

Freddie Mercury

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I’m spending my 68th birthday at home with my old friend Jack Daniel.

Keith Richards

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Dave Grohl.

Dave Grohlwhen asked in a recent interview about the names of all the other members of Foo Fighters

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Courtney tried to sleep with me first.

Dave Grohl

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Still not enough.

Neil Peart, describing the number of drums in every set he has ever owned

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